The King of the Queens?!

Is a day after the due date too late to start a baby blog? Is it weird that the Dad is the one writing it? Anywais, we did not title the blog, "The King of the Queens" because I preside over a group of flamboyant males, rather, because of my resemblance to Kevin James.

Large, sexy male - Check
Lover of food/beer - Check
Clumsy and frequent spiller of said food/beer - Check
Love for mixed martial arts/casinos - Check
Controlling, grouchy, hot-tempered wife - Check! Check!!!

Ultimately, the title of this blog is dedicated to the five beautiful women in my life. As quoted in one of the worst motion pictures ever produced:

"It is my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women" - The hairy, bald guy

The King with his crown and Jack.


The Queen of queens....

Our first Principessa....

The middle child, Brooklyn-raised Murphy Lee....

From the land of British Royalty...Miss Maggie....

And last but not least, the fashionably LATE Penelope Lee!